E is for Energetic R is for Radical I is for Intelligent C is for Can’t think of a bio.
Elizabeth is like a nalgine filled with ranch dressing: unconventional, but damn you wish you brought one camping.
Seriously. Bring her camping. She makes great fires.
Kelsey Land (nee Land) is 22 years young, an avid Gemini, and a devout floral enthusiast.
Mel is an average university improviser. She is not 35, you nerd. Just look at her "dope" leather jacket and her "sweet" eyeliner and her "#YOLO" bubblegum. She is not an undercover police officer with a shady past and a thirst for justice. This Thunderbird loves ramen noodles, procrastinating, and being actively involved in her university's zany improvisational theatre club... Just like a regular UBC student. Which Mel is.
Now if someone could just let me know who to contact if I were to require illegal substances and/or organized crime that would be "the #bomb".
Nicholas was harvested under the light of the moon and delivers the unexpected - a cool fresh taste that captures the mystery of the night itself. His individuality shines in the delicious notes of black currents, blackberry and cherry, which add to meals of burgers, pizza and medium-aged cheese. He resides at most BCL’s and is available for purchase for under 10$.
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James is a third year engineering-physics student specializing in electrical engineering with a particular interest in mechatronic design.
"Sounds hard and boring" "I prefer the terms: 'challenging' and 'technical', which it is. It's also sometimes extremely fun and rewarding"
This is James's third year with UBC-Improv, and his first on the self-directed team.
"So you, like, make jokes?" "We tell stories, and it's very serious."
Despite having moved to Vancouver from Salt Spring Island way back in 2012 (remember 2012?), James is still an island-boy at heart, and stays in touch with his roots by hiking, napping under trees, and failing to understand the rudimentary operating principles of a city.
"So did you, like, grow up on a farm, home-school, play the guitar, and go camping a lot?" "Yes, actually. It was great".
James never makes jokes, because life is serious business.
Honours Basketball, Honours Arts, Honours Sciences, Honours Home Economics, Honours Warfare, Captain Mathletes, Softball Captain, Hardball Captain, Murderball Captain, Chess Club President, Chest Club President, Fencing Club President, Fence Building Club President, Fight Club President, Peace Club President, Grammar Rodeo, Yearbook Club, Model UN (Burkina Faso), A/V Club, Improviteers, Library Monitors, Amish Society, Honours Society, Dead Poets Society, Beekeeping Committee, Bakesale Committee, Pretty Committee, Eta Beta Theta Zeta Nu Mu Psi Chi Pi Sorority President
Superlatives: Most Beauty, Most Hair, Best Face, Best Teeth, Most Pleasing Body Odour, Best Genetics, Best Dressed, Best Parents, Most Dateable, Most Friendliest, Most Boys Dated in School Year, Most Likely to go to an Ivy League School, Most Likely to Succeed, Most Best Person Alive, Such Accomplishments, Wow.
Walter "Walt" Hartwell White Sr., also known by his
clandestine pseudonym "Kenta Nezu", is a chemist and a former chemistry
teacher in Albuquerque, New Mexico, who, after being diagnosed with
inoperable lung cancer, started manufacturing crystal methamphetamine to
both pay for his treatments and provide for his family in the event of
his passing. But he soon realized that crime doesn’t pay, and changed
his tactics; Walter now performs improv at the University of British
Columbia, while selling illegal performance enhancement drugs made
underneath Scarfe 100 to students requiring a little brain boost.
"You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in: I
am not the danger, Skyler. I am the laughter. A guy knocks on the door
and shoots, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who asks ‘knock
knock, who’s there!"
―Walter “Kenta Nezu” White