Sonja Jacobsen is about as desperate as a Tickle Me Elmo doll.
Amy always carbonates her milk with her SodaStream™️.
Cereal has never been the same.
While still a boy, Abraham Lincoln loses his mother to a vampire's bite. He vows revenge, but fails in the attempt, narrowly escaping with his life. He is rescued by Henry (Dominic Cooper), a charismatic vampire hunter who instructs Abe in the fine art of dispatching bloodsuckers. Abe (Benjamin Walker) continues his fight against the undead well into adulthood and his presidency, making a last stand against the ultimate vampire foe (Rufus Sewell) on the eve of the Civil War's defining battle.
Aidan takes solace in the fact that he will forever and always be a Good Boi™
Noa taste tests chocolate milk. Currently the standings of best to worst milk are... 1. avalon 2. kirkland 3. dairyland 4. milk 2 go 5. yoohoo
hit her up if you disagree
Nathan's greatest achievement was playing salesgirl number 2 in his high school production of Legally Blonde, CHECK IT OUT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cleiHJo2kLI
"How is it you manage to drink during the day?"
-Churchill --Gary Oldman ---Aidan Parker
Koby is happy to be returning to imagination land for his second year with UBCI. He’s always enjoyed participating in low stress comedic activities such as improv, and is constantly thrilled by its lack of required preparation or excessive effort. He also appreciates the absence of serious concern or real-life stakes within improv, seizing this opportunity to do things that would typically be considered ludicrous in a university setting.